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October 27, 2006

Another week

In an attempt tp photo document my life, earlier this year I started carrying around a canon ixus any time I left my house. Yes! I am Jen's gear twin! Why would I want a photographic diary of my daily life?
I have a terrible memory.
I don't really keep a journal.
Self-justification for getting a sleek new camera.
This thing is smaller than my cell phone.
It was a good way to fill my hard drive.

While I predicted daily photo randomness on Lunamania, I realized no one wants to see that crap. If you think this spares you the gentle reader from such crap, you are wrong. Here are some picture tidbits from this week.

The Lamest Candidate for Governor

Located across the street from Portsmouth Square, the Hilton's stupid ass Bridge Bar where they play annoying live music every week, and in the heart of Chinatown, my office is subject to alarming levels of noise pollution and pigeons. As I was trying to be a good worker bee, my aural space as invaded by the Chinatown caucaphony that ranks second only to Old Guy Hawking Up a Baseball Size Loogie in annoying factor--Lion Dancers. That shit just goes on and on and on. Anyhoo, after resigning myself to five or so minutes of ear assault, I hear "hey! wanna see the soon to be late candidate for governor?" My collegue beckons me to the fire escape. I peer out and see the very lame Phil Angiledes. Joined by his Mandarin speaking daughter (don't ask), he was sadly going through the motions of his death march to election day. Nothing more pitiful than a candidate who has no chance of prevailing. I realize I'm taing out my bitterness at 4 more Ahhhnold years on this guy, but still, he has zero charisma. From the looks of this crowd, seems like he wasn't inspiring the Portsmouth Square die hards.

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Happy Halloween

I braced myself for the shoppers at the new Westfield Mall in San Francisco. Long story, but anyway, I walked out to standstill traffic and found myself in the midst of Halloween Critical Mass. It was a huge costume party on two wheels.

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October 23, 2006

Yoz-mite

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I reported in an earlier post that the Monkey and I had some supreme adventues in Yoz-mite. This is The American Nature Park. I uploaded pictures in the photo album .
First, it's BIG and in this country size does matter. 30 ft radius tree trunks are par for the course. El Capitan--the single largest granite outcropping in the world. Half Dome - let's just say that's huge too.

Second, hamburgers. Don't think any red-blooded American can go even one meal without the option of a costo-size grilled hamburger with fries. Yosemite Village has an over priced grill that also has pizza someplace. oh, and you can get your organic Napa Valley wines too. Don't worry if you can't find twigs to toast your marshmallows on, because you can purchase your very own automated marshmallow stick.

Third, hidden fun. Like many American tourist attractions, if you can tear yourself away from the must-have t-shirts, Insert Site Here Specialty Caramel Popcorn, and can stand to be away from a hamburger, there are incredibly fun adventures to be had! We took a day hike and discovered an unbelievable view of Half Dome and El Capitan followed by the most pristine lake complete with hopping trout.

Fourth, diversity. Oh, America prides itself on its multikulti divrsity. We saw bears of all stripes--brown, red, yellow, green.
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There is actually a non-food colored, breathing brown bear in this picture.

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October 21, 2006

Weekend relief

I didn't even work a full week, but somehow was fried and ended up asleep on my friend's couch by 8 last night as he cooked up a dinner of supreme tastiness. It was oddly reminiscent of a trip to LA last month, but minus the mojitos and roomful of women singing along to the Bruce Springtsteen collector's edition DVD. ok, the only similar things were my tired ass and sleeping.

For whatever reason, it was one of those weeks of running 10-15 minutes late to every appointment. I hates that. Other high/lowlights include:

The Amazing...not so amazing...Mets. I got on BART in the 8th with the score at 1-1. I was confident of extra innings, but 15 minutes later, I arrive at Eddie's to see Stl. leading and heartbreak in the air. I should have known that hitless innings following that basket catch by Vasquez did not bode well, but let us not dwell on the terrible.

Tan Ngyuen, Bad Asian of the Week WTF? Reep challenger to Loretta Sanchez sends stupid ass mailers telling Latinos and immigrant voters they'll go to jail if they vote. His response, "my staffer did it, it wasn't me, i didn't see it." The dude's not even in office and he's completely unaccountable.

Maybe there is hope for electeds I spun at a fundraiser for Oakland District 2 candeedate, Aimee Allison. How can you not vote for someone who invites a 70 yr old grandma dyke to read spoken work erotica? She'd be my choice if I lived in her district.
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That's me, Aimee and her brother all in the dark.
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Here's a shot of the DJ booth--check out the light show. Nice.

October 17, 2006

Things I learned this weekend

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I had an adventurous weekend in Yoz-Mite. Pictures and narra-log (i think I just coined a new word) to follow, but I did learn to "Fight Back!" if I encounter a mountain lion. Last time I visited, bears tore into the "bear proof" lockers and upon surveying the damage, Al-b noted, "hey, they ate the mayo and the mustard, but left the dijonaisse." Fascinating.


October 9, 2006

Weekend Update

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It was days of sun, fun, friends, and one lost and found cat. I came under the superb tutelage of Derek my new Grill Guru who gave sage advice based on many a weekend bbq in his native Ohio.

Contrary to some requests, we did not roast a small child, but we did grill loads of tasty items on the grill. It was a perfectly sunny day spent with friends, pets, and 3 liters of sangria. Thanks everyone for coming out, sharing your awesome eats, and just hanging out in the sun. Photos can be seen at the new and improves Lunamania photo gallery. (see left sidebar) I'll be posting more stuff soon.

I usually awake to a meowling duet of "Gimme Some Kibble." Tamu sings in a drawn out whiny falsetto that doesn't quite fit his burly exterior. Hamachi offers a craggly girl-power counterpoint. The entire production goes something like, "mmmeeeeeeeeoooooowwwww," interspered with "mya!, mya!, mya!" Neither can dance very well. While Tamu has that linebacker athleticism, Hamachi is one of the klutziest animals I've ever met. Regardless, they sometimes add a little choreography that includes some brutish foot stomping and not so graceful tail swishing.

It's not the most pleasant musical presentation, but I was distressed to discover Hamachi's mya mya was missing from the usual serenade. I looked everywhere and she was nowhere to be seen. Jack, Search Monkey, and I beat the neighbor's bushes and poked our heads everywhere while Tamu sat smugly in his perch fantasizing about being the only cat in the spotlight. After 12 hrs., we made some Lost Cat signs and I camped out downstairs to listen for her at the door. Thanks to some helpful neighbors, we found her this morning cowering in Pam and Eddie's garden. Tamu was deeply disappointed that he'd have to share the stage once again, but I was relieved.

I just spent way too much time sharing cat details. Thanks for reading...

October 7, 2006

Responding to the Moon Cake Governor

Despite my annoyance at racist and irresponsible comments from public officials (see yesterday's Lunamania post), I usually don't fire off response letters. They are mostly a waste of time. Limited energies should be focused on pro-active and longer-term strategies, more importantly, on stuff that results in actual change. I know letters like this fall on deaf ears, and the most we can hope for is mention in the ethnic media--which we'll probably get, or that some friendly legislator picks it up and draws some talking points from it. All that said, for some reason, I couldn't help but respond this time--and rope a bunch of other people along--thanks everyone for the support.

Here's the result. Yes, I realize there are typos, I was working on multiple deadlines ok? No really, I'm a good English speaking Asian.

October 6, 2006

Governator says some stupid shit...again

Conan the Governor going on about some tired old "Asians work so hard compared to those lazy Mexicans" crap. He really needs to get an original thought out there. If you're going to be a neo-con, you might as well throw out some really radical ideas, or at least come up with some new schoolyard taunts. For real, "girly-man", "fiery latina blood", and now "smart assimilationist Asians" and Mexicans who don't want to learn English, yawn...

The kicker is that his comments were made at an event in Chinatown LA to commemorate the Terminator's landmark legislation serving the Asian Pacific American community this session--the Moon Cake Bill! Correct, Governor! The most pressing, absolutely number one priority for APA communities in California is to protect my right to eat moon cakes that have been stored at culturally appropriate temperatures!

You see, having fully assimilated, us hard working, English learning APAs have no other issues. No, no, don't mind that APAs constitute a nice big chunk of the 7 MILLION Californians who are limitd-English proficient. Cuz if you did, you just might have to admit that regulating Moon Cake temperatures was not such a big deal and perhaps would re-think your VETO of the $10 million budget allocatoin for court interpreters and of AB 2303, a bill that would have provided for interpreters in civil courts. But I suppose that posing with a mother struggling to understand a child custody hearing without an interpreter wouldn't be as pretty a photo-op as the shot with the Chinatown Chamber of Commerce people.

Article is below, my "official" response to follow in next post.


Governor's ethnicity comments criticized
Mexican Americans should assimilate the way Asians did, he says.
By Kevin Yamamura - Bee Capitol Bureau

Published 12:00 am PDT Friday, October 6, 2006
Story appeared in MAIN NEWS section, Page A1

No stranger to sensitive ethnic remarks, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger drew criticism Thursday for saying Mexican Americans have acculturation problems "because they are so close to their country here" while collectively praising Asian Americans for "assimilating into the American way of living."

Democratic lawmakers supporting gubernatorial challenger Phil Angelides charged that the Republican governor was once again engaging in "divisive" racial stereotyping in remarks similar to taped comments he made about Cuban and Puerto Rican women that were revealed last month.

Schwarzenegger spoke Thursday in Los Angeles' Chinatown at a celebration of the Moon Festival, a fall holiday recognized by various Asian cultures, to promote a new law to study relaxed health standards for traditional ethnic foods such as moon cakes.

Asked his views on assimilation, Schwarzenegger said being a successful American requires immigrants to learn English and U.S. history in addition to fully engaging in the nation's culture.

"And that is very difficult for some people to do, especially, I think, for Mexicans, because they are so close to their country here, so they try to stay Mexican but try to be in America, so there is this kind of back and forth," Schwarzenegger said, according to a transcript provided by the Governor's Office. "And what I am saying to the Mexicans is, you've got to go and immerse yourself, and assimilate into the American culture, and become part of the American fabric. That is how Americans will embrace you."

U.S. Rep. Hilda Solis, D-El Monte, said Schwarzenegger's comments show an "utter disregard" for Latinos. Solis also criticized Schwarzenegger last month after an audiotape revealed that the governor said Puerto Ricans and Cubans have a "hot" temperament.

"It is not the governor's place to tell immigrants to abandon their culture and language," said Solis, a Congressional Hispanic Caucus member, in a conference call organized by the state Democratic Party.

Addressing Asian American leaders, the governor called Asians "smart" and "hardworking," adding that their cultures remind him "very much of the Austrian way of -- you know, it's education, education, education."

U.S. Rep. Mike Honda, D-San Jose, said those remarks were "appalling."

"It really reflects a 1920s mentality that harkens back to the old days when Asian Americans were 'model minorities' and we worked hard," said Honda, a Japanese American.

Schwarzenegger's re-election campaign characterized the criticism as politically motivated.

"Today the Phil Angelides campaign organized a partisan attack on the governor for his publicly stated views on the need for immigrants to assimilate into the fabric of American culture," said Schwarzenegger campaign spokeswoman Katie Levinson.

Angelides spokeswoman Amanda Crumley responded, "Every day we learn more and more about what Arnold Schwarzenegger really thinks when he is stripped of his handlers and his scripts, and I think everyone was taken aback by these comments today."

Schwarzenegger last month apologized immediately after the Los Angeles Times revealed that he privately told aides that Puerto Rican and Cuban women have a "hot" temperament due to their supposed mix of "black blood" and "Latino blood." The Angelides campaign later admitted to giving the tape to the Times but said it was obtained on the governor's public Web site.

In a letter to Schwarzenegger last week demanding public access to unreleased portions of the tape, Angelides lawyer Lance Olson suggested the recording contains more controversial remarks from Schwarzenegger, including his "views on the assimilation of immigrants." Schwarzenegger has declined to release the tape.

Schwarzenegger apologized last year for having said America's border with Mexico should be "closed," explaining that he only meant the borders should be more secure. He attributed his misstep to a "language problem."

Last month, Schwarzenegger wrote a Times opinion piece critical of Mexican American immigrants who identify too much with their native land, with comparative ethnic language similar to that used Thursday.

"What people see today when immigrant rights activists march in the streets carrying Mexican flags and angry signs is that you do not want to join America's house," Schwarzenegger wrote. "The message that sends is that you do not want to learn our language or our culture. Unlike the message sent by the masses of Irish, Italian, German and Asian immigrants, whom Americans now proudly call our 'melting pot,' these images suggest that Mexican immigrants do not want to make that effort."

Assemblyman Van Tran, R-Garden Grove, author of the moon cake-related bill and the first Vietnamese American elected to a state legislature, said he did not find the governor's Thursday remarks offensive.

"I was there, and I can tell you that the characterizations by my esteemed colleagues on the Democratic side are quite off-base," said Tran, an immigrant who fled Vietnam three decades ago. "Unfortunately, in the silly (campaign) season, everything is taken out of context. The whole purpose of the event in Chinatown was to celebrate diversity."

October 4, 2006

Not on my team

Mark Foley. Unbelieveable. I can't believe he's saying he's gay. Let's just be clear that his sudden gay-ness HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING A PEDOPHILE and SEXUAL PREDATOR oh and HYPOCRITE!!! Gay does not equal sexual harassment of young boys!

I'm so annoyed at the idiocy of the Democrats and their inability to call out this ridiculousness for what it is--a gross abuse of power. They (and the Republicans too) need to so get over their homophobic conflation of all male on male sexual harassment and pedophelia with being queer. IT'S NOT THE SAME THING.

Kahn directed me to what sounds like an excellent Jon Stewart interview with Trent Lott on this matter, but youtube is down so I can't provide a link. Will try again later.

October 3, 2006

I ::HEART:: Mariah Carey

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It was awesome. Thanks to the newly appreciative Mariah Monkey, I got to spend last night immersed in Mariah Carey's sheer diva-ness.

Highlights of the evening include:

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Realizing I was actually in the same building as Mariah Carey. Sure, it's a sports arena that seats nearly 20,000, but it's the same structure and re-cycled air. I mean, I was breathing the same air.

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Joyous sensory overload as I counted six megatron projections of MC plus of course the real deal live. Note, this picture only captures 4 screens, but there's another screen on the right that doesn't appear in the frame AND on certain songs, that circle with MC in the middle fills with Mariah's image.

A fleeting moment of self-reflection as I caught myself screaming for a grown woman bathed in purple and pink lighting wearing nothing but her underwear. What exactly am I doing?

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The monster Mimi sign descending from the rafters accompanied by the intro to Shake It Off.

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Sighting a b-stage that was considerably closer to our seats. Monkey really enjoyed the giant disco ball action.

Mariah calling out, "Girl, I see your sign saying you want a hug. Arrange it with security and I'll take care of you later." Interesting...

MC shares that she actually wrote Hero for another artist, but her record company urged her to record it herself. She then admits that she "used to get bored singing this song, but..." I was so moved to learn that my least favorite Mariah Carey song was in fact a song that she finds boring. I mean, folks, I'm not completely startstruck. Hero is not her finest moment.

Catching one of my favorite lines in the tribute to ODB and her Fantasty remix-- "me and Mariah go back like baby's like pacifiers"

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Busta "BWAH!" Rhymes and Spliff Star bringing on the Flip Mode Style. The post-dreadlocks Busta got the crowd hyped with his standards including, Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See, What It Is, Dangerous, Make it Clap, and that awful Pussy Cat Dolls song...Pass the Courvoisier (not his finest moment). I thought he might introduce Mariah Carey with a segue from I Know What You Want, but I was wrong. That would have been excellent.

Now I know there are plenty of haters out there who doubt Mariah Carey's talent and lasting power. I'm not saying she's the best or the only one out there, but let's just appreciate that with 17 number on singles (16 of which she wrote herself) she is not only the top selling female vocalist, she's second only behind Elvis. And she's like a freak of nature in her ability to hit those high notes. Plus she's gorgeous and I feel like I grew up with her. Vision of Love was one of the first CDs I ever bought. If you want critical acclaim from the true arbiters of highbrow culture, check out this New Yorker article.

I got some nice video and audio and some more pictures that I'll post later. Stay tuned...