Fan death
Spending summers in Tokyo meant watermelons, fireworks (legal over there), festivals, grandparents and wary use of a most lethal household appliance--the fan. While no one seemed to give a second thought to me and my brother shooting off bottle rockets at each other or careening down major highways on our little bicycles sans helmet, we were warned at every instance of the possibility of the fan chopping all of my fingers off with their razor sharp blades. But becoming finger-less was easily avoidable--no matter how tempting, don't stick fingers in the fan. More dangerous was the creeping, silent, mysterious, but most certain Death by Fan.
It looks so harmless...

For folks who did not grow up in mortal fear of stealth oxygen deprivation via innocent looking cooling fans, "fan death" --with it's very own wikipedia entry--is a widely held belief in South Korea and Japan that sleeping with the fan on will Kill You. How? Who cares. You will die. No adult was ever able to explain to me how/why/mortality rates of Fan Death. Nevertheless, this was like a public health mantra similar to wash your hands and gargle when you get home. Fan Death was not some clever adult ruse to get children to eat greens or save energy. This was Fan Gospel and no one in my family ever slept through the night with the fan on.
I recently learned that Fan Death originated in South Korea and just now heard on PRI/NPR that a Korean Broadcasting Station report debunking the myth of Fan Death was met with all kinds of disbelief and cries to hold the reporter personally accountable when the next person dies.
I am not ashamed to admit that until very recently (like 3 years ago) I firmly believed in fan death. I did not have air conditioning during muggy New York summers. I couldn't find any fans with timers at K-Mart. So I set up a window fan and a smaller floor fan that I pointed away from me at night. Somehow I felt this crafty configuration would facilitate the proper air flow that would prevent my housemates from finding me dead in bed. I am not kidding. I was disavowed of my belief in Fan Death when I raised it--I was serious! --as a concern when the Home Improvement Monkey and I considered putting in a ceiling fan. A fan going all night right over my head!! Just kill me now. I guess I no longer believe in Fan Death, but we still don't have a ceiling fan...










